super glue
super glue is powerful stuff. no doubt about it.
as some of you know, my wife and i send rubber ducks through a website called sendaduck.com. we really enjoy it and have enjoyed the process of growing the business. yesterday i was at the post office, super gluing stamps to ducks to be shipped. all was going well, until I forgot to replace the lid on the glue bottle. as i was turning around the corner, OH MY GOSH, the super glue bottle fell and emptied on the floor of my truck. I quickly stopped the truck and tried to get as much of it up and out with scrap pieces of paper, but some fell down between the door and frame. I didn’t see it.
15 minutes later I am tooling down the road, park at the store i want to go in and …what, wait…the dang door is super glued shut. What the …?! Yeah, it was a mess. The door didn’t stay stuck, it was just difficult to get open and continued to stick until I got home and washed it off.
What a mess?!
Bryan
March 7th, 2007 at 8:52 am #
Don’t forget, super glue also has such useful applications as holding that crazy construction worker’s hardhat to a board! Imagine the possibilities! Okay, so there are none. Not really.
Of course, it doesn’t say what holds his hardhat to his head, which I believe is more of a feat.
And I think that was Crazy Glue. After all, that’s just plain crazy.
Oh, and they have self-adhesive stamps now. Just sayin’.
Rich
March 7th, 2007 at 12:49 pm #
In the picture isn’t he holding the hat on with his hands?
Speaking of ducks, I saw a green one at walmart the other day and almost mailed it to you.